Hypemaker, Saltshaker

rexmccoolguy:

tehbranmuffin:

the-la-li-lu-le-lowdown:

tidalwavesstudio:

Ok now , come on….

If this is perfectly ok, then I want to see a skimpy costume Snake in the games.

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Not to mention the skintight sneaking suits Solid Snake and Raiden wear.

raitoskitchen:

I think about filia a lot

Any idea why noill is so bad at organizing and planting his ass on 1 site and putting his stuff there?
Anonymous

He’s like an escaped convict, always on the lamb. Wherever he is, he must also  make porn, but can’t stick around lest he gets banned by the mods.

invocative:

I’m going to express all my emotions this way from now on.

169,262 plays

omgtsn:

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foob

WHEN YOUR FRIEND GIVES YOU A CODE FOR SMASH4 3DS DEMO

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durianarms:

halcy:

uh oh [x]

it begins

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psa: thick thighs save lives

psa: thick thighs save lives

1v1 me skrillgurls brah B^)
Anonymous
is it possible to pay in dota 2 items/steam gifts?
Anonymous

I’d prefer real money, but I’ll do small doodles for dota 2 items/steam games. If you wanna treat it like its outpost, just message/email me your offer.

kurt-jelly:

UPDATERINO: Fixed my prices, shit’s up again.

There comes a time in every self-respecting artist’s life where if you’re worth your own salt, you should shill yourself out for moneys.

I am currently shilling myself out for moneys, because I’m poor and could use some extra dosh for college/food/video games.

I’ve never made one of these before, so let’s just get right to it.

LINEART:

Head shot/bust: $8

Full figure: $10

Additional characters: $4 for head shot/bust, $5 for full figure.———————————————————————————————————

LINEART + SOLID COLOR:

Head shot/bust: $12

Full figure: $15

Additional characters: $6.00 for head shot/bust, $7.50 for full figure.———————————————————————————————————

LINEART + COLOR + SHADING:

Head shot/bust: $23

Full figure: $25

Additional characters: $11.50 for head shot/bust, $12.50 for full figure.

———————————————————————————————————

—The above prices are one-time payments that must be paid up-front.—

—My rate is $8.50/hour. I will give a rough estimate as to how long it will take me to finish a piece, and come up with a total cost when I’ve finished it.—

———————————————————————————————————

NSFW: $10 BASE

I’ve been dabbling in NSFW content recently, so I’m still learning some techniques here and there to make my pieces more presentable, so please bear with me.

Each NSFW piece will have a single payment of $10, plus a single payment of $8-10/$13-15/$23-25 depending on one of the three color jobs chosen, plus my hourly rate.

COMICS: $10/$15/$25

I also do comics! The whole comic will be $10/$15/$25, depending on the chosen color job, plus my hourly rate.

REACTION IMAGES: PRICE WILL VARY

For all your blogging/shitposting needs! Price will vary depending on the complexity and color job chosen. These will probably take me at least a day to do, so I will need payment up-front. If you give me an already existing image you want me to trace over, I will cut the total price of the image in half. I.e., if you want me to trace over a sadfrog.jpg and want it with LINEART+SOLID COLORS, the total will cost $6, half of the normal $12 I would charge if I was not given a specific image to replicate.

PROFILE ICONS: PRICE WILL VARY

Need a new Steam/Tumblr/Redtube profile icon? I got yo’ back, brotha’. Price will vary on the complexity and color job chosen. These will also probably take me at least a day to do, and I will also need payment up-front. For quality’s sake, if you ask for a 500x500 icon, I will draw the image at 3x the size and I’ll send you a 1500x1500 version and a resized 500x500 version.

———————————————————————————————————

—I am not limited to DOTA 2/Skullgirls. I’ll also do OC’s (ponies/furries included) and other fandoms.—

—I’ll draw nearly almost anything. Nothing illegal, though. Don’t wanna get in trouble or nothin’.—

—Anything that has “Price will vary” is up for negotiation.—

———————————————————————————————————

If you’ve read this far, thank you for considering me as a potential artist you would commission. Probably made this more complicated than it had to be ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Any reblog would be greatly appreciated! Send me a message on Tumblr or via my email below if you are interested in my services.

CONTACT EMAIL: jellyheadphones@gmail.com

PAYPAL: jellyheadphones@gmail.com

There comes a time in every self-respecting artist’s life where if you’re worth your own salt, you should shill yourself out for moneys.

I am currently shilling myself out for moneys, because I’m poor and could use some extra dosh for college/food/video games.

I’ve never made one of these before, so let’s just get right to it.

LINEART:

Head shot/bust: $8

Full figure: $10

Additional characters: $4 for head shot/bust, $5 for full figure.———————————————————————————————————

LINEART + SOLID COLOR:

Head shot/bust: $12

Full figure: $15

Additional characters: $6.00 for head shot/bust, $7.50 for full figure.———————————————————————————————————

LINEART + COLOR + SHADING:

Head shot/bust: $23

Full figure: $25

Additional characters: $11.50 for head shot/bust, $12.50 for full figure.

———————————————————————————————————

—The above prices are one-time payments that must be paid up-front.—

———————————————————————————————————

NSFW: $10 BASE

I’ve been dabbling in NSFW content recently, so I’m still learning some techniques here and there to make my pieces more presentable, so please bear with me.

Each NSFW piece will have a single payment of $10, plus a single payment of $8-10/$13-15/$23-25 depending on one of the three color jobs chosen.

COMICS: $10/$15/$25

I also do comics! The whole comic will be $10/$15/$25, depending on the chosen color job.

REACTION IMAGES: PRICE WILL VARY

For all your blogging/shitposting needs! Price will vary depending on the complexity and color job chosen. These will probably take me at least a day to do, so I will need payment up-front. If you give me an already existing image you want me to trace over, I will cut the total price of the image in half. I.e., if you want me to trace over a sadfrog.jpg and want it with LINEART+SOLID COLORS, the total will cost $6, half of the normal $12 I would charge if I was not given a specific image to replicate.

PROFILE ICONS: PRICE WILL VARY

Need a new Steam/Tumblr/Redtube profile icon? I got yo’ back, brotha’. Price will vary on the complexity and color job chosen. These will also probably take me at least a day to do, and I will also need payment up-front. For quality’s sake, if you ask for a 500x500 icon, I will draw the image at 3x the size and I’ll send you a 1500x1500 version and a resized 500x500 version.

———————————————————————————————————

—I am not limited to DOTA 2/Skullgirls. I’ll also do OC’s (ponies/furries included) and other fandoms.—

—I’ll draw nearly almost anything. Nothing illegal, though. Don’t wanna get in trouble or nothin’.—

—Anything that has “Price will vary” is up for negotiation.—

———————————————————————————————————

If you’ve read this far, thank you for considering me as a potential artist you would commission. Probably made this more complicated than it had to be ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Any reblog would be greatly appreciated! Send me a message on Tumblr or via my email below if you are interested in my services.

CONTACT EMAIL: jellyheadphones@gmail.com

PAYPAL: jellyheadphones@gmail.com